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August 16, 2023
National Tell a Joke Day 2023
The late great Robin Williams    
Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their psychiatrist’s office.

“Hello, there,” said one. “Are you coming or going?”

“If I knew that,” said the other, “I wouldn’t be here.”

The American Weekly
From Readers Digest Issue: November 1958
A joke is a word play that begins with an innocent setup then leads to a "punch line". Robin Williams was the consumate commedian and therefore well versed in all aspects of jokes and their presentation.

August 16 brings us National Tell a Joke Day. Whenever I think of jokes Robin Williams is sure to cross my mind.

Without jokes we likely would be even more boring than we are presently.

It's a day to lighten up and laugh. I for one do not laugh as much as I should because of my dismay over the ruination the democrats have brought upon the nation.

The world can always use a good joke. It helps to diminish that hopelessness due to the presence of a segment of the poputation gone stark raving mad.

Happy National Tell a Joke Day.

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August 15, 2023
National Relaxation Day 2023
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Yeah, relaxation isn't something that comes very easily for me. Must be all keyed up over something ...

Maybe it's remnants of the PTSD of my high school years. Who knows ?

Stopping and smelling the roses isn't second nature in my personality. August 15 brings us National Relaxation Day.

I was headed straight for burnout from the beginning.

One Michigan child named Sean Moeller brought up the notion of this day in 1985 — when he was nine years old. From the mouths of babes.

So relieve that stress and unwind. Don't be like me and burn out at such a young age that your personality becomes a crispy critter. Yeah, I'm grumpy and keyed up all the time but I try to squeak by.

Happy National Relaxation Day and try to just say no to all those stressors which surround you.

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August 14, 2023
National Financial Awareness Day 2023
1 oz Krugerrand    

These are perilous financial times. The idiotic democrat president thinks he is going to control your bank accounts via central bank digital currency. Fortunately he is as stupid as he is ugly.

It's as if he and his party don't think us capable of thinking for ourselves and that we don't see how things are shaping up. As if allowing a pervert and his tranny "wife" to be elected to the White House weren't obamanations enough ...

Democrats think they may follow the nazi lead of Klaus Schwab and have their sinister way with the population. Good luck with that crass criminal unthinkinng morons. Your legacy will be that prosecution for which you're ALL headed. Your political party is morally bankrupt and headed for total oblivion by we who will not tolerate your illegal attempts to control the taxpayer.

Today is National Financial Awareness Day.

It's a day to ponder those ramifications of financial independence and make efforts to achieve that goal.

Savings comes before spending and you need to be aware of what your underhanded government is attempting to do to you. I used to have financial difficulties and then I started living within my means. I found that what I did tommorrow depended on what I did today. Sound financial principles can only lead to success in life.

Though I was a late bloomer in the world of finance I came around nicely.

Happy National Financial Awareness Day.
 

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August 13, 2023
Melon Day 2023
    melons

I like to partake of a little melon now and then.

Lately we've been hitting the watermelons pretty hard because they are particularly ripe and flavorful.

The moisture laden fiber they impart to our digestive systems are an added benefit.

The aroma and taste and texture are the big draw, however.

Today is Melon Day.

The day originates in the central asian country of Turkmenistan under the auspices of one Saparmurat Niyazov, first president of the country.

They have developed some 400 varieties of melons for the rest of the world to enjoy.

It transpires on the second Sunday of August. That would place it at August 13 this year.

So it is a day to partake of the melons of your choice and I like to note the varieties and their differences even among those which are similar genetically.

Happy Melon Day to you !
 

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August 12, 2023
National Bowling Day 2023
bowling pins    
I once fancied myself a bowler. Only I wasn't very good at it.

My last attempt was with my good ole ex-friend Jerry Cook and his family at the AMF lanes on Broadriver Road.

I hit several strikes in a row over a couple of games in my very short lived career.

I also took my fair share of gutter balls and mediocre remaining pins after investing in a ball that was way too heavy.

Suffice it to say that when the league play ended so did I.

Today is National Bowling Day.

The game originates in antiquity and the scoring is not for the uninitiated. Luckily, most modern lanes provide automatic scoring after you enter the names of those playing.

I'd like to say I understand the point, but like so much else my feeble mind attempts to comprehend bowling is simply one of those endeavors which escapes me. I would also say it's great exercise, and it is — up to a point at which it becomes more unilaterally developmental.

Be all of this as it may I don't know if I'll ever hit the lanes again. It could happen ... I just doubt it.

Happy National Bowling Day to all you bowlers out there who were able to stick it out !

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August 11, 2023
No wonder I hate google
hip-hop

noun

A style of lame ass popular music of African American origin, featuring rap with an electronic backing, circular lyrics, the N word, mispronounciations, and other aspects of uneducated laborer culture. The genre is all about black people and the brain dead white people who want to be them.
If ever there was a reason to firewall google today's page is prime impetus.

fuck Hip Hop

The stupid google people pandering to the hip hop nigas and crakas is about all I can stand anymore.

Boo Hip Hop
Boo google

Promote something a little more edifying why don't you assholes. You might at least promote something with a twist on proper english fools.

FUCK 50 years of Hip Hop stupid musically challenged idiots.

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No Pants Day 2022
Lisa Lopes was born in 1971
Biggie Smalls murdered this day in 1997
Remembering Heavy D
Cultural Wasteland
Stephen Foster Memorial Day 2019
I Love Fresh Linens
Set Adrift on Memory Bliss

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August 11, 2023
National Align Your Teeth Day 2023
I didn't have perfect teeth ... however, they weren't as bad as some I've encountered in my travels.

Today dentists and orthodontists promote the significance of tooth alignment with National Align Your Teeth Day.

It happens each August 11 under the auspices of American Academy of Clear Aligners to mark the signifcance of dental technologies available to straighten the teeth.

I notice a lot of dental professionals utilize the word "smile" in their practice names.

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I avoid these like the plague because I think they're phony players upon the self conscience of the tooth straightness challenged.

I am particularly revulsed by artsy fartsy mouth representations with among other things ... purple lips.

While I don't question the aesthetics of straight white teeth from a fashion standpoint I think the emphasis on cosmetics is all these people have to go with and as such they are simply vanity baiting predators.

While I have never had to suffer the throes of dental issues I do have compassion for those who do.

If the cosmetic procedures help you toward a more presentable, assertive you then I'm all for them and you.

Happy National Align Your Teeth Day.

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August 10, 2023
Update your Bio Day 2023
disdain

noun
The feeling that someone or something is unworthy of one's consideration or respect; contempt.

verb
Consider to be unworthy of one's consideration.
    HR Dunce
If you seek employment today may be a significant day for you. Update your Bio Day purports to publish statements blowing your own horn for purposes of telling some HR representative about yourself.

Yes, HR people would have you think that they know things which are simply far beyond them. They know little to nothing about most topics yet are placed in charge of hiring. BUT that's not saying a lot given the several generations of burger flippers the stupid who have been allowed to breed have raised ...

Locally it's all rather obvious with the large law practices on Main Street in Columbia SC making it a point to hire the stupidest of the stupid in HR representatives by far. I suppose it goes with the predatory 'good ole buddy' territory. Attorneys should not be allowed to procreate and litter the land with eight fugly children.

So each August 10 we mark Update Your Bio Day to pay homage to the dumb asses in charge of hiring at places because alas we appear largely as stupid as they are.

I blame the woke ass green haired lesbian educators who are essentially worthless — unless the course is indoctrination into their woke ideology. The rest of you may think whatever you like.

Duh and Boo !

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August 9, 2023
Perseid Meteor Shower Peak Night 2023
Perseid Meteor    
The Perseid Meteor Shower has been around longer than I have. There have been occasions when I would attempt to view it. Anymore I think it's an interesting piece of astronomy for those interested a bit more than I am these days.

The Perseid Meteor Shower peaks around August 9 annually.

This is the time where the meteors shine the brightest.

You don’t need any special equipment or an expensive telescope to view the constituents of the Perseid meteors. They are available via the naked eye in any part of the sky. The limiting factor will be the weather.

The clouds can block the view. If you are fortunate to be in a dark and clear area of sky you may experience this shower from where you are.

The Perseid shower is said to have been first observed 285 AD by members of the Catholic Church. The lights in the sky were said to be the tears of Saint Lawrence, who was immolated by the church in it's effort to control every aspect of people's lives.

It's said that this year viewing won't be as spectacular as it has been in the past. The best viewing times to is during pre-dawn hours when the sky is the darkest with about 100 meteors an hour if your view is not blocked by cloud layer.

Good luck if you choose to view the Perseid Meteor Shower this year !

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Asteriod and Meteor Days 2022

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August 8, 2023
International Cat Day 2023
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We have a number of visiting cats daily.

They come for the half-and-half my mother pours into a dish on her porch. I have counted 4 different animals to date and expect others to eventually find her porch and frequent it as well.

Today is International Cat Day. It is meant to celebrate the feline companion animal which has been a pet of man since ancient times.

They were even worshipped as gods in Egypt.

It is said that cats are independent, adventurous, inquisitive, have a set of amazingly expressive facial features — as well as the power to heal by themselves — usually.

Cats are carnivores. They eat meat as a preference. They are typically small furry mammals but some species do grow to be quite large.

Since August 3, 2020 International Cat Care are the leading cat welfare charity and they became responsible for International Cat Day. Since 1958, they have challenged cruelty, ignorance, and misunderstanding in an effort to improve the existence of cats. It is estimated that there are 600 million cats upon the Earth and that half of these are thought to be unowned.

Now, when the democrats finish giving the United States of America to China like the coward payola seeking creepers they are the Chinese will likely begin consuming all the cats here as they do in their own misbegotton country for quite a long time now.

The Chinese love cats. They think they're delicious. They don't have the market cornered on felines as food, either. A lot of Asian people as well as other nationalities eat them. I however, will never do so. Happy International Cat Day democrats. Your masters the Chinese will get here soon enough. It would appear that the cat is a highly sought black market food item in more countries than you might imagine.

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Things I won't Eat
 

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August 7, 2023
Purple Heart Day 2023
Purple Heart    
I served a less than illustrious enlistment in the Navy. I was never wounded — or even came close to deserving anything other than the standard issue unit citation ribbons and good conduct medals.

Yes, I could have done a better job at serving my country but failed to do so. This has made me much more attentive these days to the military and those persons in it.

I support the elderly veterans who are residents in custodial care facilities at the local Dorn VA Hospital by providing personal and comfort items, playing cards, coloring books, and all kinds of media and arts supplies and I make it a point to attend parades and ceremonies in their honor.

I ensure sure my shipmate reunion association has extra fundage whenever possible for those times when they need to go that extra mile.

This is all because I have been left feeling that I could and should have done better on active duty. We don't always know how our actions, or lack thereof will affect us later. It is far better to do as good as you can up front — lest that conscience kick your butt later.

The Badge of Merit was an award given by George Washington back in 1782. It is meant to honor those wounded or killed in the line of duty. It's use diminished over time but was revived around 1932 as the Purple Heart and is that award we now know.

Today is Purple Heart Day.

It is a day for rememberance of those awarded the Purple Heart. This day was first observed in 2014 and is a time to reflect on the bravery of warriors for the United States who became wounded.

Courage should never be forgotten.

See Also:

Purple Heart Day 2021
Scant Memories of Telly Savalas
Purple Heart Day 2020
Patrick Daniel Tillman
Purple Heart Day

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August 6, 2023
Rick James passed 19 years ago
    Rick James
 

James Ambrose Johnson Jr whose stage name was Rick James died on this day in 2004 as the result of lifestyle habits for which he apparently had no control.

Soon after my departure from the Navy I was known to listen to some of his music occasionally. My musical tastes are something which has continually evolved and some of the black people among my friends at that time were surprised to hear his music coming across my Pioneer car stereo tape deck. My favorite song by him was "Superfreak".

My favorite performance by him was on the Chapelle Show's Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories featuring "I'm Rick James, bitch" where he admonished the world regarding the fact that "Cocaine is a hell of a drug".

He was born February 1, 1948 in Buffalo, New York.
He died August 6, 2004 at age 56 in Los Angeles, California.

He was AKA Ricky Matthews.

His claims to fame were singer, musician, record producer, and dancer.

He was known for vocals and playing the bass guitar, the keytar, drums, and various percussion instruments.

His musical sets were typically in the genres of R&B, soul, funk, rock, disco, doo-wop, with a smattering of post-disco in those productions.

He had his moments of stardom, took his licks and downfall with dignity, and lived fast, died young, but I'm afraid his corpse was far less than it might have been otherwise — and I failed to recognize him after his passing.

Rest in peace.
 

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August 5, 2023
Blogger Day 2023

So it's "blogger day". I've been blogging a long time now. There have been six iterations of this blog with the last being a design of my own. I have implemented a very advanced enterprise level database to support the structure and have written custom components to support those features I view as important.

Blogger Day is observed each August 5th annually. The day is supposed to be a celebration of the platform "Blogger" which is just another crappy controlled entitity like "Wordpress" or "Facebook".
 

mechanical keyboard


I have never used the service Blogger because I didn't find it in the least bit attractive and mostly just another self limiting pain in the butt like the other cloud implementations as well as all the other hackable nothings out there. I prefer an environment that I control with those mechanisms of my own design that I control for security — and I simply decline to let some SAAS simp control my presence.

I utilize the term "blogger day" as a more generic observance because I'm not your average blogger type. I also create and modify the interface I'm using as I go along. If I see the need for a feature, I add it.

Besides, as I continue with daily entries I find that blogging isn't all that anyway. I could do without any of it by and large. I pretty much do this for Mom who is likely the only reader I have.

Happy blogger day and to hell with blogger.com.

 

No Blogger

 

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August 4, 2023
Hooray for Kids Day 2023
hooray    

I have a soft spot in my heart for kids.

Perhaps this is a function of the rejection I experienced from adults during my childhood.

A child is usually — but not always — innocent and full of joy.

Hate and other negative attributes usually are not in their hearts.

Their curiosity is the stuff of legend.

Today is Hooray for Kids Day.

This day provides encouragement for everyone to cast a hurray! down the pipe for those kids in your life. The advent of the woke perverts of the 'transsexual' and 'groomer' persuasion need to be eliminated from their existence with extreme prejudice. They are the most vile threat in this world of pedophiles and others who would eliminate the joy and wonderment of childhood for their own defiled ends.

This appears to be a function of the democrat party and is of the same caliber as the sham Trump indictments of late which should be eliminated by any means necessary.

Boo democrats. You are the worst thing to ever happen to The Republic. The children and good people everywhere remain unsafe in your presence.
 

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