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June 7, 2024
National Donut Day 2024
Duck Donut Dozens    

June 7th is National Donut Day — which happens each first Friday in June annually.

Donuts get consumed with great relish in these here parts because they are a popular pastry even though some of us grow tired of the Krispy Kreme glazed health bomb.

My alternative is the Duck Donut which I must pursue across town because locally all we have is Krispy Kreme and the nauseating frozen Duncan Donuts.

It seems local Mr Donut went out of business because too many insipid inbred hicks live here and didn't understand the concept of truly fine artisan donuts.

So if you like donuts grab a box and go to town. They are the favorite treat of cartoon character Homer Simpson. I pretty much don't say no
too many donuts myself.

    Homer Simpson with Donuts

 


Yay donuts. Yay Homer.

See Also:

Fat Thursday 2024
Buy a Doughnut Day 2022
National Jelly-Filled Doughnut Day 2022
The case of the pilfered donuts
 

 

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June 6, 2024
World Pest Day 2024
dead roach    
Pests surround us. No, I'm not talking about the imbeciles at work. Nor do I speak of the old curmudgeon living next door. I'm talking about those six legged devils from Hell called bugs.

Now my particular situation may not be exactly like everybody's, i.e., I routinely run a 70 pint dehumidifier in conjunction with a 4 ton air conditioning unit which effectively produces an environment too cool and arid for them to survive, much less thrive.

When I encounter most insects in my domicile they typically appear to be very distressed and in the midst of their death throes. Then they turn up deceased in close proximity to that first sighting. This is by design. I want the other bugs to watch them suffer on their way out. Cruel ??? Perhaps, but keep your filthy little cockroach carcass out of my house and I'll leave you alone. Bugs in my yard are never attacked by me at all.

Today is World Pest Day. It is held each June 6th under the auspices of the Chinese Pest Control Association. It is meant to be an awareness vehicle for effective pest management. At this point I'll remain silent about China in general.

So should you find yourself innundated with cockroaches, other insects, rats and so forth it requires decisive action on your part to keep your environment pest free. You have to know what makes your place less attractive to pests. It's not rocket science.

Get out there and place countermeasures in your environment and effect eradication programs sufficient to the task. I went so far as to take a formal course on domestic pest control but you may do well on your own.

I like the ultrasonic repellents which run the bugs and rodents off but leave the cats and dogs alone.

A lot of companies will try to assist you for a fee. You'll be better off going your own way and not spending your money with pest elimination crooks like Dodson, Terminix, and so forth.

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June 5, 2024
Thank You Day in Great Britain 2024
    Mr Elon Musk
Often we fail to adequately express our gratitude to others who have acted on our behalf. My work history has bore this out repeatedly over the course of a 40 year career.

Only in the end did I gain peace from those stupid people who would present massive and unsuitable tasks consisting of miscellaneous microsoft drivel to me in an effort to force me to comply with working in a GUI office automation environment being passed off falsely as "web development". I found it all utterly demotivating and repulsive.

Then there is Elon Musk. Not only did he go to bat for the world and freedom of speech. He put his money where his mouth is and bought Twitter and turned it from the Jack Dempsey nightmare it had become in support of the leftist libtard element so pervasive on the earth. Now it is called X with a much more fair handling of dissent.

Today is Thank You Day. Since 2021 it is observed each June 5 annually in the United Kingdom.

It is a vehicle to honor those unsung heroes who may not be recognized. I take the opportunity to thank someone important to my life. Thank you Elon Musk for moving Twitter to a more fair direction known as X and pissing off all the dumbass libtards who departed in droves after you took over.

Freedom of Speech needed your help eliminating undue censorship. Thank you.

See Also:

I'm with Elon Musk
Social Media Day 2023
Be Humble Day 2023
The Present State of Neural Implants and Me

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June 4, 2024
National Cognac Day 2024
cognac    
I remember my old cognac days. I'd have a snootful once or twice a week to attain that altered consciousness called "copping a buzz".

My cognac of choice in those days was Courvoisier VS; but I could also be seen imbibing a flammable fruit flavored local brandy periodically.

I could keep a bottle a long time given the fact that I would take a half to three quarters ounce and add steam distilled water to make a jigger. Rarely I would slam two.

So brandy went down the gullet and I would wander around the crib in a daze sometimes including a slight stagger. Nowadays I don't partake ONLY due to the metabolic syndrome x with which I have contended my entire adult life, but only recently pursued with strict medical compliance.

Suffice it to say that the moderation I attempt in all things has caused me to suffer less of those throes I've seen other type 2 diabetics suffer.

Still, I don't forsee a day when I will resume drinking cognac ... or any other kind of alcohol.

Today is National Cognac Day. It is observed each June 4 annually as a time to sit back and have a taste of the strong taste and aroma of brandy.

It remains a favorite experience in my memory.

See Also:

National Cognac Day 2023

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June 3, 2024
Insect Repellent Awareness Day 2024
    Now Tea Tree Oil 16 oz

Early in my childhood I was frequently attacked by gnats. These horrid insects would fly around my face and land in my eyes, nasal passages, and mouth causing discomfort and intense irritability.

I grew to detest them over time.

There were solutions to the mess. 6-12 Insect Repellent Stick was the most frequent alternative. It was a bland wax with a slight hydrocarbon aroma that kept the critters at bay effectively.

Over the years other forms of insect awareness came to the fore. My experiences with DEET were somewhat less pleasant than others and I have since come to learn that this particular repellent is less healthy than many other alternatives at my disposal.

Take Tea Tree Oil. It is non toxic and I use it around the house and on my person periodically and it keeps all insects away from me and people comment at the pleasant aroma it imparts to the crib.

Today is Insect Repellent Awareness Day. It is observed each June 3 annually. I try to curtail the application of such compunds when I can. I find that Tea Tree Oil — and other essential oils are suitable alternatives to the toxicity to be found in those chemically manufactured bug repellents.

So if you ponder insect repellent take note that all are not created equally and the chemical companies such as Monsanto et al would just as soon poison and kill you as look at you. Don't expect the government to act on your behalf. All the democrats want is money and power and they could give a rip whether you live or die otherwise.

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June 2, 2024
Alvin Bragg is a Soros Whore
Alvin Bragg Crook Piggie    

This shit colored piss poor excuse of a human being is Alvin Bragg.

He is the prosecutor for New York who persecuted Donald Trump with lawfare in the name of the democrat asshole president of the United States who is being soundly beaten in the polls and overstepped all legal precedents and as well as aspects of fairness.

This scum won election on a platform of "Get Trump" and was funded by George Soros, the Nazi Jew compelled to interfere in all elections because he wants to control government aspects for which he should be thwarted.

The only people who want his money are the fundage grubbing criminal democrats who seek to control the nation and make the government the only entity that exists.

The stupidity of the electorate in placing these miscreants in office has now become the stuff of legend.

I hope this criminal dies a horrible painful death along with the Judge who had himself appointed to three trials for which he wasn't even in the list of available judges, his President, his Vice President, and his state Attorney General.

These people are the worst things to ever happen to The Republic.

I'm totally unhappy with the state of governance in the State of New York.

I hope New Yorkers get their shit together at long last before it's too late.

I'm not the only one who wishes them ill at this time.

Boo !
 

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June 2, 2024
National Bubba Day 2024
    don't call me Bubba
Don't call me Bubba.

A lot of people have over the years.

Nowadays it is vigorously rejected and some of those in my presence have wished they kept the term of endearment to themselves.

To me the name Bubba means stupid hayseed from the South. Shove it up your ass.

Today is National Bubba Day.

It happens each June 2nd annually under the auspices of one T Bubba Bechtol ... who undoubtedly was a comedian.

The day allegedly honors anyone and everyone named Bubba.

Yeah, if you're so stupid as to accept this label of ignorance and stupidity more power to you.

So if you go by the name Bubba please accept the fact that I have nothing but contempt for your stupid ass.

If you think you need to call me Bubba think again.

I'd just as soon shoot you as be called Bubba.

At any rate I'll be on your ass like white on rice. Like stink on shit.

I'll instantaneously become your worse nightmare. ☠

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June 1, 2024
Letitia James is a Soros Whore
Letitia James Soros Whore    

This shit colored piss poor excuse for a flabby woman is called 'Letitia James' who won the New York Attorney General election with underhanded financing from the criminal Nazi Jew George Soros et al.

I just wonder if she comprehends the utter disdain so many of us have for her miserable criminal stinky shit colored carcass. Lawfare such as that she and her associates practice will get them in trouble with the vast bulk of taxpayers such as myself in The Republic.

I hope this bitch dies a lingering painful death befitting the traitor to the Republic such that her shit colored ass is. Shit colored woman, thy name is democrat. Sorry example of shit colored idiotic underhanded stupid female the world would be much better off without. The world has been watching you and your other New York criminals who have taken charge of the New York court system. You think you are going to prevail but will not.

You have far overplayed your hand in this matter. Can you say 'reversible errors' fools. That is your legacy. That's what your getting back for your efforts.

All you and your ilk do is pollute the air by breathing it. You people occupy space that could be utilized by somebody of worth to the planet. Then there is that stupendous sweaty foul smelling weight flapping all over the place.

Boo !
 

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May 31, 2024
National Smile Day 2024
    smile
So today is National Smile Day.

I have often considered the diminished amount of time I've spent smiling over the years.

It seems to be primarily a function of the stupid brigand democrats and their desire to rule the nation with unnecessary monetized big government and their preponderance of crooks getting over on the taxpayer within their tawdry lying ass Hillary gd Clinton Big Mike gd Obama midst.

Today we are supposedly to wear our best smile in celebration.

The observance is held each May 31 and was founded under the auspices of dentists Dr Tim Stirneman and Jim Wojdyla of Compassionate Dental Care in Lake in the Hills, Illinois. I have always detested dentists who trade on the smile because it feels as though they are preying on the vanity of the populace.

Regardless, if you can smile I always think it's a nice touch to the face and though I may not participate with you I can offer my full support for the practice.

Just make sure that your dental hygiene is adequate to get out there and flash those pearly whites !

Happy National Smile Day to you !

See Also:

National Smile Day 2023

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May 30, 2024
National E-Bike Day 2024
Soltera.2 E-Bike    
Were this the past and I more a man child than the old man I presently occupy I would likely catch the E-Bike wave. The electric bike presents a manual pedal operation in conjunction with automatic powered electric drive for the wheels and as such I can see the benefit of being able to engage a motor rather than pump those exhausted legs into oblivion !

Today is National E-Bike Day. It is a new observance held under the auspices Lectric eBikes in a shameless plug to attempt coaxing you into the world of electric transportation. Mr Biden has pretty much ruined the electric vehicle industry with his go nowhere policies that he couldn't even adequately support with adequate infrastructure. Democrats should have left this moron in his basement and at least picked another crook not quite so totally lacking good judgement or any form of merit whatsoever.

While I likely will abstain from the purchase of an E-Bike ... you know, given my 300 pound carcass, the thousand some odd dollars it costs, and the rather repulsive trendiness of it all. However, I will admit to that intrigue it has cultivated in my heart for the freedom of the recreational road.

Happy National E-Bike Day to you. Hope you have adequate plug ins with which to recharge your batteries. Good luck with that.

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May 29, 2024
International Day of UN Peacekeepers 2024
The United Nations is an abomination. Originally intended as a coordination and informaton share they now fancy themselves rulers of the entire planet. This is due to their collusion with the WEF, Klaus Schwab, the psychopath Bill Gates and others who would have their way with you totally at your expense.

They just lost the battle for their latest exploit attempt, which was what they call their plandemic treaty or plandemic accord — whereby the World Health Organization under UN auspices would become vicars of the entire world and take our funds and dictate policy and shutdown our international borders on their whim.

I cannot see this as viable as the entire organization consists of megalomaniac such as Mr Gates and the rest of the WEF as well as the misguided UN and as far as I am concerned they should all be lined up against a wall and executed with extreme prejudice.

    UN so called Peacekeepers
Today is International Day of UN Peacekeepers. This is a day where they try to blow so much smoke up your ass that you will tolerate the third world nations assuming control of the planet. This day is and they are a total farce designed to give you a false sense of security. They want to come in and effect martial law annd subject you to their every whim.

Keep these people out of your government. Retain your sovereignity as a nation. Don't allow those less than you to control your existence. Get rid of these clowns.

They're just like the democrats only outsiders out to do the same thing. Everything they propose is subterfuge in the pursuit of world domination and control.

☠  Boo UN Peacekeepers.
☠  Boo United Nations.
☠  Boo World Health Organization.
☠  Boo World Economic Forum.
☠  Boo Bill Gates who wants to kill you all.

UN Bufoons

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May 28, 2024
National Hamburger Day 2024
Shitty McDonalds Hamburger    

Once upon a time this was the ultimate in nutrition for me personally, the McDonalds Hamburger. The time was long ago. The place was Aragona Village in Virginia Beach, Virginia. I was a little boy with unsophisticated tastes. I was able to go and spend a dollar on a hamburger and some fries and did so occasionally.

That was then and this is now.

The entry level hamburger at McDonalds remains pretty much a pitiful affair. So much so that I wonder what I ever saw in that greasy spoon gruel. Couple that with the stupid employees who stand like dullards around the dive without a single original thought — just occupying space and having weight and really ...
 

    I hate McDonalds

There is nothing appealing about the McDonalds experience nor their meager grub.

So today is National Hamburger Day.

If you'r so inclined head to Steak Out or Sonic or What-A-Burger and enjoy a real sandwich. Keep away from McDonalds and their $20 minimum wage and ridiculous prices for junk food. REALLY. What has the world come to?

Unless you like your dry bread soaked in grease AND stupidity.

Happy National Hamburger Day. Boo McDonalds! Pukosis Vulgaris

See Also:

International Hamburger Day 2022
Die McDonald's Die
 

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May 27, 2024
Memorial Day 2024
This day is dedicate to those who died in active military service. We remember them for their service and contributions to our freedom. Traditionally observed each May 30 it is now observed on the last Monday in May to accommodate the slackers of the workforce.

Memorial Day 2024

We in the deep South (and who are actual Southerners, mind you) have other such days marking the service of the Confederate forces (in the southern states) any of various days (particularly the fourth Monday in April) on which those who died serving in the Confederate forces are remembered. Known as Confederate Memorial Day there are presently two existing celebrations which are important to we who hail from South of the Mason Dixon line.

See Also:

Confederate Heros Day 2024
Appomattox Day 2024
Memorial Day 2023
Memorial Day 2022
Children of Fallen Patriots Day 2022
Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi Confederate Memorial Day
Confederate Memorial Day 2021
        Memorial Day 2020
Memorial Day 2019
Confederate Memorial Day 2019
Memorial Day
Confederate Memorial Day 2018
Memorial Day 2017
Misappropriation of the Stars and Bars and Laws
Memorial Day 2016

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May 26, 2024
World Red Head Day 2024
Reba McEntire    
Yeah, I suppose I've been rather partial to redheads since ...

about forever.

Those with natural red hair.

Not this primary feminist red some of the woke bitches proffer as a bloody misbegotten fashion statement.

I am similarly repelled by the gawd awful green crap some use as well.

I like the red in my redheads to be secondary to the presence of pheomelanin which is a reddish pigmentation and eumelanin which is a darker pigment.

There is a certain luciousness to the red headed woman that is only approachable by the blondes. I can't explain that animal magnetism to which I am subjected; only that this particular attraction is beyond my control.

There are redheads for whom I don't particularly care as well such as Prince Harry who has the retard judgement of a democrat and Kathy Griffin who is the absolute last word in woke idiots on the planet.

Otherwise, you others just sit back and enjoy the adoration.

Happy World Red Head Day to you.

See Also:

Reba McEntire's Birthday 2020


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