So here we have yet another Tolkien Reading Day and it's accompanying excuse for me to whine about how much I hate Tolkein and his entire bibliography.
It was disturbing when I gathered in my research that hate of Tolkein is primarily a function of the leftist libtards, of which I am NOT one.
My dislike for Tolken has to do with his uppity introduction to me in high school whereby I bought The Hobbit in order to give it a read.
There I encountered a preface whining about plagiarism and the utter nonsense of the inclusion caused me to rip my copy down the spine in several places then deposit those segments in different trash cans across the campus of Wagener-Salley High School.
Suffice it to say that I still detest Tolkein and believe him to be a turd among authors and his rendition of Middle Earth so much garbage for disposal.
Harsh ? Perhaps, but this is how it goes down when my impression of you is that of excrement.
F☠ck JRR Tolkein
F☠ck The Tolkein Society
F☠ck Tolkein Reading Day
F☠ck The Hobbit
F☠ck The Lord of the Rings