2021-12-18

Finally bought the Squirrelinator

Squirrelinator With Basin    
My substantial tree hugging pro woodland creature friends will shudder to find out that I have finally purchased the Squirrelinator With Basin. I've only been considering it and pondering the numbers of squirrels residing on my property since July or so ...

Said to be the ultimate in squirrel traps, I have an abundance of rodents and I'm afraid that I just don't view them as warm and cuddly. I see them as nusiances ready to damage my house and out buildings without any semblence of regret in the true wild animal fashion which is their nature.

So now I will await delivery and set it out to see if I catch as many squirrels as my friends have stated they trapped. The harvest of animals with this trap has been characterized as nothing short of stupendous.

I'd just as soon not be bothered but how much worrisome vermin activity can a person be made to sweat without acting?

I'm not without mercy but the squirrels keep coming and their numbers are presently unmanagable.

Yes, this model provides for drowning the animals. I have suffered a lot of heat regarding this by a close friend who stated how utterly terrible an end drowning is for the animal — and his words make me feel heartless BUT ...

We must do what we must do.

See Also:

Stalking the elusive Bushy Tailed Tree Rat