Zen and the Art of the Shart
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The shart. That episodic occurrence of both gaseous and solids when all a person thought they were passing was gas.
Alas, I'm told by sufficient authority that the shart is a fact of life ...
plus the older you get the more likely it is to occur. Even though it is said that "we all do it" I would prefer to lie and say it never happens to me.
Oh the humanity. Though it hasn't reached the point that I'm packing an emergency change of drawers kit in my truck I could certainly do with considerably less of those unauthorized accesses of the chute ... like NEVER.
I mean, really.
So if you find yourself in the mood for a little gaseous humor in the elevator just make sure you're not about to produce a dab of trowser chili for your trouble.