2021-04-22

Yes Virginia, the birds will crap on you

the bird crappeth    
So I went out to a goodly pelting of thick globs of bird crap strategically draped on my truck this morning.

To think I actually feed these birds. The ungrateful wretches.

So ...

After about 5 buckets of hot tap water, some alcohol based cleaner, and a bit of the old gross bare handed manual rubbing I got the vast bulk of it off.

In addition, I'm seeing a few massive piles adjacent to the actual dirty deed itself.

Had I not placed the quarter loaf of bread out I probably would have cast it into the trash had I realized what had gone down sometime in the early hours today.

I hate to be anti nature and all but birds crapping on my truck is one of those things that get traps set and poisoned food set out.

I'm not one to be trifled with on the excrement front.