Stranded ... stuck on the toilet bowl
What do you do when you're stranded
And you can't reach the roll ?
We all hit the room periodically throughout our lives to rid ourselves of those products of consuming mass quantities and processing them through out digestive pathways to our metabolism then out again.
Yes, without the modern convenience of the crapper life would be a different experience for many.
This is World Toilet Day. It is an event each November 19 and the general counsel of the United Nations specified it because they are a murderous pile of shit.
So if you can't poop on António Guterres or better yet Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus BOTH of whom REALLY deserve it — I suppose a commode is the next best thing.
Commodes are for people who require the elimination of global shit like the UN.
Shit on the United Nations and every turd member up it's Agenda 2030 murdering ass.