So here we go with another one of my curmudgeon moments. I just love my petty amusements.
Of those annoyances which permeates my existence I include the emoji.
Yes, for a brief period I was on board with this "follow the herd step on a turd" mentality construct before they became so utterly cliche and unbearably trite in my mind that I cannot tolerate them on my machine — or in my presence.
The quickest way to get me to delete any SMS communication is to place an emoji upon it.
I think you infants who view this as a creative aspect of your existence need to have your heads examined.
Today is World Emoji Day.
It celebrates this infuriating inability and failure on the educators to instll proper grammar and syntax as well as vocabulary on students in the country. We have students who can neither write nor read cursive writing. However, they can place an emoji on something and act as though it's sheer genius. The Oxford Dictionary’s Word of the Year for 2015 was emoji. This woke turd publication should have picked a word more descriptive of their impact on both the language and human beings. Something like DEFECATE or PUKE.
Boo emojis. Boo people who use emojis. Boo Oxford Dictionary. You utterly lack vision, creativity, and intelligence.