2016-12-22

The Room Mate Conundrum

I have been approached several times by others "looking for a roommate". Bear in mind that his has transpired in the absence of any advert seeking company. My answer to each and every one of these has pretty much been the same: no thanks.

It would seem that everyone doesn't agree that living alone is a groove. Were I so inclined to cohabitate it most certainly would not be with another of the male persuasion and indeed I would never be in search of an 'organ donor' or any situation with 'benefits'.

Some of the females discussing such arrangements typically have three or four offspring by three or four different men and my trepidations regarding the portends surround both the possiblities for baby mama drama and the intellectual functionality of the proposed participants.

Anyway, suffice it to say in the absence of any earth shattering epiphany of the meaningful relationship with a lady kind there will be no cohabitation at my place because I need all the available room for my stuff.

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