The Morons of Columbia
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Case in point: yesterday I was turning left onto Assembly Street from Richland Street behind a vehicle which was all over the road and driving at a speed below half the posted limit.
Upon overtaking this vehicle in the left lane I noticed it was a woman behind the wheel texting with her phone while attempting to steer and it wasn't going well.
Naturally, there were no public safety officers present and this is only one of a great many incidents I have encountered within the city limits where state law has plainly stated that texting while driving is unsafe and ILLEGAL.
My connundrum surrounds the personal problems I would incur should I take these morons out as a public service.
It would have been a simple matter had I not wanted to become some bad man's boyfriend while awaiting lethal injection.
The moral of the story is texting while driving is stupid, unsafe, and illegal. We need some better method of detecting these menaces to society without forcing the law abiding tax payer to become a vigilante and pursue them all to the death.