The Clinton and Lewinsky scandal of 1998

On this day in 1998, democrat, liar, and President William Jefferson Clinton went on national television and denied having "sexual relations" with former White House intern Monica Lewinsky to whom he referred as "that woman".

WHell, the situation escalated.

The Executive staff thought they would intimidate and threaten the young woman who proved more than the establishment could bear with her blue dress and goodly stain of DNA evidence consisting of presidential man chowder.

I remember Chris Rock defending his homeboy on his television special saying how he only "lied about sex" and who doesn't lie about sex?

So thus the President had to eat those words and recant on yet another broadcast.
 

Not that I blame him for trying to escape all the fugliness imparted by Hillary upon their relationship, eh Webster Hubbell?

Luckily he was simply in keeping with the fact that you can tell when a democrat is lying because their lips move.

Not too much can be said for Ms Lewinsky either — the actively pursuing television publicity with "exclusive rights" seeking slut.

Too bad ... if Oprah can't have all of it she doesn't want any of it.

So the Clintons became left with two choices, Jeffrey Epstein's French fries or pizza.