2016-12-13

The Barrage of Holiday Spam

Adios Amoebas by Gary Larson Far Side 
I've noticed a distinct increase in the amount of spam I'm gettting of late. There is always, of course, the porno crap hitting me from charter, pavlov media, time warner, and the rest of all those diffuse and relentless regular spam outlets.

But there is also the vetted spam suitable for polite company hitting select mailboxes I utilize with all their offers outside the perverse world of f-buddies and so forth these other mainstream bottom feeders push because their ISPs don't really give a rip regarding the character of their service.

Anyway, I keep wondering if those purveyors of this holiday spam have any idea of just how disposble their hard work is by those of us who simply banish it to the electronic trash bin without so much as a look or second thought.

Conversely, I also wonder just what the audience is for this junk and who would be so ignorant as to both take it seriously or (heaven forbid) even click on a link contained therein.

Suffice it to say that my contempt for these holiday spammers ... though not nearly as venomous or vehement as the pavolov media / roadrunner / charter anus customers with their clickbait porn — remains nonetheless.

I'm simply left thinking that the bulk of these so-called "marketing geniuses" are just as low as the rest of the clods spamming the world. Were I the classifying kind I'd likely say they are amoebic comparatively speaking.

Adios Amoebas !