Stupid Guy Thing Day 2022
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Contrary to early on, I have made efforts to maintain a respectable demeanor since the presence of my current lady friend. I value her company and look forward to each and every interlude thereof.
Far be it from me to refute the presence of stupid guy things from my otherwise uppity existence.
Hmmm and just WHAT is a "stupid guy thing" anyway.
• Giving the stink eye ?
• Speaking in some unlikely Brit accent ?
• Uttering some pat phrase like You plonker or
• What's happening snapperhead ? ?
• The death stare ?
• Mansplaining ?
• Busting a move out of the blue for no specific reason ?
I suppose that in all this maturity I claim to possess that it's all for naught because I do none of these things yet remain accused of doing stupid guy things anyway.
Must be karma or some other metaphysical residue I spew anymore.
Happy Stupid Guy Thing Day anyway.