Speaking in Superlatives

I've never ceased wondering where some of the youtube people get off with their representations of posts whereby they miss the mark altogether. These people who use the words "wonderful" and "best" and "must" in reference to their lame posts in some effort to coerce indulgence from the unsuspecting public.

Nowadays if the descriptors include "must see" or "must hear" ... or some other equally banal lying ass drivel I don't even bother with it anymore. I've deleted mass quantities of files in my collections for these very reasons. In the immortal words of Montgomery Scott in Star Trek, the original series Friday's Child episode "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me."

Such misrepresentations in that which is offered are the stuff of hawkers through the eons or some Tiajuana "gold merchant" at the border.

It's rather like my evil inbred white trash aunt saying how "God don't love ugly" when she's the biggest theiving crook and shyster to ever place a cloven hoof on the planet and all I do is sit and wait for her to die so I can go desecrate her grave in as many examples of hatred as my fertile mind can envision.

Actually, I just want her to stop poisoning the air for the rest of us by continuing to breathe it.

So when you choose to speak in lofty terms regarding your creations I do hope you'll take a moment and consider reality prior to posting. "Wonderful" is a term which is subjective and just because you think something is doesn't mean we all will.

Thank you for your kind indulgence and I'll shut my trap now.