2023-08-26

National Toilet Paper Day 2023

    toilet paper

So there are conventions of hygiene to which I adhere and the use of toilet paper is one of them.

I consider it an essential item ...

So much that I purchase 64 roll cases when the idiot Biden administration broke the supply chain in the country which caused shortages in the local stores.

Although I am not really a user of public restrooms, you never can tell how much you really need something as when you arrive at a place where there is none.

Not owning a bidet, it is pretty much my only link to civilization. Just ask Beavis.

Now get out there and wipe some ass !

Happy National Toilet Paper Day to both you and your heinous anus.