So there are conventions of hygiene to which I adhere and the use of toilet paper is one of them.
I consider it an essential item ...
So much that I purchase 64 roll cases when the idiot Biden administration broke the supply chain in the country which caused shortages in the local stores.
Although I am not really a user of public restrooms, you never can tell how much you really need something as when you arrive at a place where there is none.
Not owning a bidet, it is pretty much my only link to civilization. Just ask Beavis.
Now get out there and wipe some ass !
Happy National Toilet Paper Day to both you and your heinous anus.