2024-08-16

National Tell a Joke Day 2024

    Gabriel Iglesias
August 16 is National Tell A Joke Day. Good jokes are the proper combination of content, references, timing, and audience. They tell me I used to be quite funny all the time. I don't recall telling many jokes in the past 30 years.

The day is actually much more. It is a time for Jokes, pickup lines, memes, gags, and puns. I used to be quite the fan but I'm afraid that life has left little funny in my midst. I blame it all on the stupid democrats out to ruin the nation.

Calling Girls Fluffy

I started riding the whole "fluffy" train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl fat, yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, "Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy," there's almost a sexy appeal to it.

Gabriel Iglesias

When I was young I was open and amused at the world in general. Then I discovered the democrats and lost my amusement with the world. So, while I used to be quite the sour tight ass. Anymore I try to lighten up frequently ...

It could go better too.

Perhaps if we implement death squads and FINALLY hold the democrats accountable for their general lack of character and morbid willful destruction of The Republic via a never ending stream of stupidity I may regain my sense of humor.