National Smile Day 2023

I used to smile a lot more than I do presently. The sick leftist politics of the country infuriate me to the point that everything is dour and without humor anymore.

Today is National Smile Day, an annual ocurrence each May 31. It was started by dentists Dr Tim Stirneman and Jim Wojdyla of Compassionate Dental Care in Lake in the Hills, Illinois in the name of a "healthy smile".

Now then, we have a preponderance of dentists trading on the smile.

I decline to go to dentists who pull this dastardly tactic and as such I don't support National Smile Day.

I don't differentiate between the "real" Duchenne smile which includes the eyes — or the "polite but phony" non-Duchenne smile which doesn't.

Should you disagree by all means get out there and flash that smile of yours among the people.

Kindly stay away from me, however.

Thank you very much.