National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day 2025
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Primarily those I found exceedingly annoying — which was a fair number of them in retrospect and YES they found me offensive on occasion and were further annoyed by the fact that I did not take their offense to heart.
Today is National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day.
It is an unofficial holiday on October 23rd that is meant to be "tongue in cheek" and is NOT a day for actual physical violence, regardless of the restraint you must exercise to keep from actually popping some evil bitch who richly deserves it upside his or her stupid head.
The day is about making a joke of workplace frustrations.
If you get carried away in your celebrations and actually slap another person you may suffer fairly serious consequences on the order of termination or even legal actions.
So as you curtail your violent impulses in the context of the day you otherwise observe this in the manner of your choosing. You can get a load of some slapstick humor — or other modality which does not feature actual physical assault.
Moe - Larry - Curly - Shemp - Joe.
Enjoy the day but maintain your decorum in the workplace, please. If I could do it, you can do it.
Happy National Slap Your Annoying Coworker Day and maintain the true spirit of the day !