National Fried Chicken Day

As one who consumes entirely too much fried chicken, I am proud to announce National Fried Chicken Day ... begun who knows when by who knows who to celebrate that greasy artery clogging southern delicacy called Fried Chicken.

You differentiate the "fried" of the species by that medium in which it is prepared.

My personal favorite is KFC Original recipe ... the one done up by the fine people on Decker Boulevard.

I won't eat the local Kentucky fried chicken nearby on 12th street in West Columbia because the ignorant bitches can neither cook it much less serve it in the manner in which The Colonel intended.

The only place worse than KFC in West Columbia, SC is Bojangles next door at 12th Street and Augusta Road — where the rip off employees don't even realize that a four piece box should contain 4 pieces of chicken and NOT 3.

Leave it to some insipid inbred West Columbia denizen to get fried chicken wrong ... of all things. I suppose the quality of employee may be lacking given the work environment. I never had a problem at the Bojangles on Elmwood Avenue uptown.