National Cooler Day 2025
I had scheduled a trip to Northeast Florida recently. Then a white trash piece of shit driving a four cylinder wreck struck me in the rear of my brand new truck. The tard said he was sorry and that he didn't have insurance. My mom thinks I've been sucker. The truck had less than 1000 miles on it at the time.I still have visions of enacting extreme violence toward this person dancing in my head. But I digress ...
My brother had spontaneously lent me a fine bar handled Lifetime Cooler in gray with blue and black trim. I still have it. It is quite the sturdy ice chest and I even used it as an additional seat recently.
Be all of this as it may my truck will be repaired on May 27. I am assured that the there will be no evidence for the past damage — which was a harsher situation on the white trash suck ass perpetrator's vehicle whereas mine suffered primarily scratches.
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I will take the cooler with me full of ice and drinks and such. Of course all of this will be contingent on the availability of the schedules of those involved.
Today is National Cooler Day.
It is observed on the Friday before Memorial Day. I view this as appropriate since Memorial Day is one of those holidays to which a cooler adds enjoyment. My brother received a new go to hell Yeti cooler upon his retirement and therefore is in no hurry to get his back ...
All I know is I will enjoy the big gray box my brother allowed me to borrow.
Happy National Cooler Day to you and I hope nobody rams your brand new truck in the back.