2024-06-02

National Bubba Day 2024

    don't call me Bubba
Don't call me Bubba.

A lot of people have over the years.

Nowadays it is vigorously rejected and some of those in my presence have wished they kept the term of endearment to themselves.

To me the name Bubba means stupid hayseed from the South. Shove it up your ass.

Today is National Bubba Day.

It happens each June 2nd annually under the auspices of one T Bubba Bechtol ... who undoubtedly was a comedian.

The day allegedly honors anyone and everyone named Bubba.

Yeah, if you're so stupid as to accept this label of ignorance and stupidity more power to you.

So if you go by the name Bubba please accept the fact that I have nothing but contempt for your stupid ass.

If you think you need to call me Bubba think again.

I'd just as soon shoot you as be called Bubba.

At any rate I'll be on your ass like white on rice. Like stink on shit.

I'll instantaneously become your worse nightmare. ☠