My New Invention
I'd like to introduce my new invention. It's called 'digital band-aid'. Properly applied to any piece of failing computer equipment it will automagically make all of your technical problems go away, be they hardware, software, or media related.
Furthermore, in the hands of a qualified individual applying the fix — the only problems that can't be fixed are those which would require total replacement anyway.
So if you're in a technical mess, don't fret. Call your friendly neighborhood digital band-aid applique today !