Kitty Habitually Craps in My Yard
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This particular animal likes to spray my privet bush as well and I have that act documented in live video a buch of times.
Well ... unfortunately for him, this feline just signed it's own death warrant.
I wish to snag this animal in a havahart live capture trap baited with tuna.
Then attach a 60 lb test 30 foot chain which has appropriate clips on each end.
Finally travel to a remote nondisclosed location, toss the animal in the river for about five minutes, then pull him up, bring him home and place his corpse where I caught him to rot.
It may be fantasyland but this would be adequate warning for the other felines to perhaps gain some insight into which yard they may or may not crap.
In the spirit of good raising my Mother always told me that I should be kind to dumb animals. She also said that I could differentiate between "dumb animals" and "vermin".
This is where I'm drawing that distinction that the cat needs to go. Besides, the owner should control that animal MUCH better than she is and the LAW should enforce statutes on the books.
I try to be somewhat humane with these tresspassing companion animals of my neighbors. However, seeing how I'm not really acquainted with nor do I really like them either — the offending cats will now just have to be dealt with accordingly.
I'm bloody well fed up with them, their tresspassing, their spraying, as well as their feces.
We have leash laws but none are enforced. Just let them catch you without a seat belt on and boy they want to make an example of you.
Vermin are vermin regardless of the genus or species.