2020-05-06

International No Diet Day 2020

No Diet Day Ribbon    
I've celebrated this day before. Pretty much every day of my life. Today is International No Diet Day and I'm not one to go on diets ... I believe exercise to be the weight gain problem answer.

Now, the day is devoted to body acceptance ... and no, Gussie I'm not accepting of your magnificent moo cow pendulous breasts attached to that stupendous abdomen that drags the ground with those butt cheeks that go on forever.

Sure, I've suffered rejection but I went ahead and cut my losses long ago and now I have a goodly selection of various consorts who accompany me because they know what I'm about otherwise and respect my exceptional skills and superb hygenic maintenance.

    spartan plate of food
No, I'm not hating on anyone it's just you can't call yourself dieting when you eat a pile of weight watchers product that you wash down with a case of light beer.

The day is about promoting a healthy lifestyle. So go forth and do so and then rejoin your feminist gaggle and celebrate your diversity because it's quite the varied terrain you're toting around for display.

Me, I'll just stick to that which I am. I can't say I'll ever be in the great shape of my post Navy days once again but it's surely a wonderful thought.