How do I hate thee Microsoft, let me count the ways
I hate thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach
You sell tedium in the form of never ending updates of an operating system software which is never finished and for which you want way too much money.
That stupidity which is your coding staff is only surpassed by your intrepid fleet of microsoft certified so called professionals who are typically dumb as dirt hanging a bunch of letters after their names which are as meaningless as their pitiful little unskilled certification seeking lives.
I hate that invasion of workplaces with your lame product lines ...
How your outlook email client can't even complete a sentence with the cursor at the end. Just why does your crap have to go out of it's way to be infuriating?
And then ... there is that technofeces vaporware you call sharepoint that you have never gotten right since it's bloody incept so very long ago.
And your stupid "cloud" cottage industry that complicates every aspect of a job I once loved so much.
Too bad the powers that be don't realize that the word "cloud" in the context of networking simply means "somebody else's computer".
An inability to manage one's own technical affairs and assets is known as "outsourcing".
Duh.
Your mssql mess is precisely that: an incapable mess that should have been aborted like so many feminist sexual exploits.
Only nobody wants or needs those products of conception.
I hate your products. I hate your people. I hate your logos. I hate your never ending updates. I hate the fact that windows 10 was forced upon me. I hate your overstepping foreigner ceo.
Most of all I hate your moron customers who think that you are the only way to go. Thank gawd I'm a Unix head.
I hope redmond washington falls off into the Pacific and charlotte nc falls into a 100 sq mile 500 mile deep sinkhole because you are there and you will go with them.
Die microsoft die. Preferably right now. Make the world a better place.