Today is Global Wind Day designed to celebrate wind energy.
Naturally, anything with "global" in it's title is not only suspect, but ridiculed as far as I am concerned.
Yes I view wind energy as one of those viable alternatives to oil based economy abuse by the military industrial complex.
It would be a fine thing for me personally. I only wish that the global were gone because I'd just as soon develop domestic resources with domestic work for our own people.
This not being the case I choose to observe Global Wind Day as a celebration of our own personal wind, the lowly fart.
Breaking wind is a way to demonstrate that production indigenous to your own orientation and location.
It may be loud, silent, odorless, or deadly.
Global Wind Day I pass gas in your general direction.