2019-06-15

Global Wind Day 2019

Ass Gas    
Today is Global Wind Day designed to celebrate wind energy.

Naturally, anything with "global" in it's title is not only suspect, but ridiculed as far as I am concerned.

Yes I view wind energy as one of those viable alternatives to oil based economy abuse by the military industrial complex.

It would be a fine thing for me personally. I only wish that the global were gone because I'd just as soon develop domestic resources with domestic work for our own people.

This not being the case I choose to observe Global Wind Day as a celebration of our own personal wind, the lowly fart.

Breaking wind is a way to demonstrate that production indigenous to your own orientation and location.

It may be loud, silent, odorless, or deadly.

Global Wind Day I pass gas in your general direction.