2021-05-04

Fiber and Me

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    digestive system

Having just reached the big six five ...

yeah, I'm really old ...

I have grown to appreciate the dietary fiber I choke down frequently during the week.

Even though I detest eating bran I feel it is a concentrated dose of just what is required to push that which nourishes me right on down the tube and out — if you will.

Despite the kinjite (forbidden subjects) 禁手 of certain human functions here in the United States I'm one of those to push that envelope and offend your ass at the drop of a hat.

Trust me.

So when you are regular you are better suited for each and every task set before you.

I am one to dose psyllium powder every day. I try to do two glasses. I was doing four daily but found that to be quite a bit much. However, the activity is far less than that of the bran.

Yes, the great massive poop flows from my henious anus because of the bran component in my diet.

Yes, I have no qualms with discussing such personal topics.

Yes, I believe you should be able to both give and take a joke.

Don't judge me.