From the "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" file we have yet another tragic story of hilarious escapades and wasted youth ...
Epping NH police have arrested a couple of drug dealers who were dealing marijuana from a Burger King drive through window.
20 year old Garrett Norris and Meagan Dearborn who is 19 were caught in a sting conducted by the Epping PD in conjunction with the Rockingham County Sheriff's Department and the attorney for Rockingham County.
It seems that a tip called into police that the Burger King restaurant drive through was being used to deal drugs resulted in their arrest in short order.
Buyers allegedly would arrive at the BK, ask for "Nasty Boy" and request "extra crispy" fries after determining that he was working. Payment was made at the drive through window.
The drugs were kept separate from food items sold and it was determined that the franchise owners were not involved.
Mr Morris and Ms Dearborn were released on personal recognizance pending a February 28 arraignment.
Now then, inasmuch as I'm pretty particular about persons from whom food is purchased; I would never be one to buy "extra crispy" anything from a person in a restaurant who went by the moniker "Nasty Boy".