Buy a Doughnut Day 2025
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The day is meant to provide a vehicle by which you may go out and buy one or more doughnuts for your personal enjoyment.
Ideally you would go to your favorite doughnut shop, bakery, or grocery store.
Some of my most favorite doughnuts come from Duck Donuts over in the Five Points section of town.
Cross Hill Market 702 Cross Hill Rd Suite 100B, Columbia, SC 29205.
I used to be a big fan of Dunkin' Donuts until that fateful day I encountered the rude bitch in charge of the location at 549 Knox Abbott Dr in Cayce.
She thought she was going to 'dress me down' in front of a bunch of dullard educators from the high school who thought it all was quite funny — but that went over like a lead balloon when I started walking up into the faces of a couple of them all ready to clean their plows.
I controlled my urge to make anyone spit teeth all over the establishment and left never to return there or at any other stupid Dunkin Donuts location thereafter. I just thought she was the rudest whore on the planet and I lost all interest in doing business with a chain that would hire such a white trash hussy ...
The ironic tragedy was that I was such a tremendous fan of the Dunkin cruller at that time. I never had the desire for another after that day.
So happy Buy a Doughnut Day anyway. Try not to bitch slap any rude malicious female during the course of the day.
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