Buy a Doughnut Day 2022

Yes, ladies and gentlemen I have been known to purchase a donut or two over the years.

There was a time in my life where I viewed them as satisfactory ... if not fattening nutrition.

Upon evaluation of the standard Krispy Kreme glazed yeast donut I came to understand the folly of this and radically decreased the amount of those I consumed.

However, I did buy many more than I ate primarily as a function of work related endeavors.

Once I bought six dozen donuts and set them on the counter at work. It seems that the man handling the paper recycling came in and absconded with all six dozen by placing them on top of the paper in his bin as he left the floor.

As it turns out he became increasingly brazen and made the mistake of robbing purses in City Hall whereby he was captured on security video and fired. My good friend Sam looked far and wide for those six dozen Krispy Kremes as well. Luckily several in the department saw me put them on the counter and this became an item of contention with the fired thief who did not contest the accusations ...

Because as we all know it's not character defamation WHEN IT'S TRUE.

Buy a Doughnut Day occurs on October 30.

Time to go to your favorite dispensary of those lovely sugary pastry creations and gobble down a few.