Boxer Shorts Day 2022
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Though I have occasionally been known to wear boxers their configuration finds me typically ending up with most or all of my package hanging out the fly and it's pretty much an uncomfortable arrangement for one as bashful me.
So I keep everything swathed in an underwear which keeps everything inside and my stuff covered adequately.
Today is Boxer Shorts Day. It is a US observance said to be that day to make known a preference for the undergarments known as Boxers — in an effort to sway the public I suppose.
Be all of this as it may each October 27 finds me still preferring briefs for the aformentioned reasons and I'd just as soon not be on display should I find myself in some compromising situation.
God help me if I ever end up in prison and have to shuck down like they depict on the documentaries of entry into incarceration processing.
I dare say I prefer death to following some of those instructions I've heard barked by some dullard correctional officer to new inmates.
This may be the underlying thing which keeps me conforming to the law and order orientation I've had in place for as long as I remember.
It is said that most of the men and women in the United States like boxers.
I'm quite happy to continue to be contrary thank you.
The topic is one too personal for me to allow most to pursue.
Briefs. Not Boxers.