2022-07-05

Bikini Day 2022

As a person with strong affinity for the female form, I am naturally attracted to National Bikini Day.

This day commemorates the anniversary of the invention of the bikini in 1946 by one Louis Réard of Paris.

The aim of the festivites include spending the day in your bikini.

If you find yourself not quite bikini material from a standpoint of physique then perhaps admiring from afar is just as appropriate ...

Or perhaps even more so.

Happy National Bikini Day and THANK YOU Louis Réard.

yellow polka dot bikini
























    
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

Bop bop bop bop ...

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that somebody would see

Two three four tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
So in the locker, she wanted to stay

Two three four stick around we'll tell you more

Bop bop bop bop ...

She was afraid to come out in the open (badadup)
So a blanket around her she wore (badadup)
She was afraid to come out in the open (badadup)
So she sat, bundled up on the shore (badadup)

Two three four tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
So in the blanket, she wanted to stay

Two three four the stick around we'll tell you more

Bop bop bop bop ...

Now she's afraid to come out of the water
And I wonder what she's gonna do
Now she's afraid to come out of the water
And the poor little girl's turning blue

Two three four tell the people what she wore

It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
An itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini
So in the water, she wanted to stay

From the locker to the blanket
From the blanket to the shore
From the shore to the water
Guess there isn't any more

Performed by Brian Hyland
Lyrics by Paul Vance & Lee Pockriss