Well it's another Bald and Free Day; time for dummies to celebrate the surface available on the top of heads ready for that rich wax shine.
Yeah, you might guess that male pattern baldness is something I'd just as soon not have.
The day is characterized as one to cherish that freedom which comes from saving money on hair cuts, shampoo, hairspray, combs, brushes, and so forth and so on.
I am bald. I will certainly celebrate Bald and Free Day ... but enjoy it ?