Awkward Moments Day 2023
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I'd like to point out that many of these are primarily a function of my own feeble attempts at levity and while the moments were not exactly all I had hoped for, they arrived nonetheless.
So my ungraceful, ungainly, clumsy lack of skill in some of my activities of daily living not withstanding ... there are others who have done far worse.
Be all of this as it may, today is Awkward Moments Day that day in which we may revel in those social faux pas we may commit from time to time and let them go once and for all. Whether it is farting in an elevator or spitting food across the table in a fine dining establishment ... stuff happens. There by the grace of God go I. I'm guilty. I admit it; BUT ...
I'm not gonna let it get me down !
My life hasn't exactly been in the vein of Tom Gormican's 2014 romcom That Awkward Moment starring Zac Efron as Jason, Michael B Jordan as Mikey, Miles Teller as Daniel, Mackenzie Davis as Chelsea and a number of others way too young to be significant to my existence.
Je suis donc je suis maladroitOnward through the fog !
• difficile • gênant • embarrassant • gauche
I am therefore I am awkward.