Adobe and the rest of India
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Yeah, so over the years I've come to hate adobe.
They intrude into my machine with hooks for "verification of license" and I'd just as soon remove their entire product line and impale them and the rest of India on my Shaka Zulu spear and watch their entrails slide down the long handle version I purchased back in the 1980s.
All too many of these computer application provider anuses overstep their authorities in our lives and how I live to make them regret it to the hilt.
I don't need adobe. Indeed I've been thinking about going the GIMP route and shucking it all to that den of iniquity which absolutely IS Adobe and the rest of India.
Then they bought Coldfusion and totally ruined it as well. What a huge selling point for the excellent product Lucee which is coldfusion without the adobe ruination.
So next time you cross my patio, daddy-o ... just remember I'm watching you and my firewall is always ready to block those subnets at the drop of a hat.
I hate Adobe.
I hate India.
I hate Adobe Coldfusion Server I hate Photoshop and the entirety of their so-called 'creative suite'.
I hate Acrobat and the pdf file format.
It didn't HAVE to be this way but Adobe and the rest of India have continually overstepped their welcome into my life over the course of what are many years now. It's time for you all to just go away and leave me be.
May I suggest a few discreet nukes, EMP discharges, and perhaps a couple of neutron bombs from Pakistan ?
Delhi
Ahmedabad
Mumbi
Benalhuru
Vishakhapatam
Kolkata
In the immortal words of Shaka "Impale them all !"
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