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December 23, 2016
Happy Festivus
Festivus Pole    
In all of my fantasies I was never one to construct any holidays of my own.

Somehow the thought of drifting off into my own celebration was somewhat less imaginitive than those participations in the real thing as a construct of childhood whims and desires I regularly engaged.

So there once was this Seinfeld script writer named Dan O'Keefe whose family had a secular christmastide tradition called Festivus.

This parody became ensconced as a secular holiday each December 23 as the result of it being the underlying theme of a Seinfeld episode from 1997 called "The Strike".

Festivus has a set of customs and observances which include things like a Festivus Pole and dinner, the airing of grievances, as well as feats of strength and even miracles.

The underlying value of Festivus appears to be that release it provides from the pressures and commercialism which Christmas has become in the world.

Happy Festivus for the Rest of Us !


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December 22, 2016
The Room Mate Conundrum
I have been approached several times by others "looking for a roommate". Bear in mind that his has transpired in the absence of any advert seeking company. My answer to each and every one of these has pretty much been the same: no thanks.

It would seem that everyone doesn't agree that living alone is a groove. Were I so inclined to cohabitate it most certainly would not be with another of the male persuasion and indeed I would never be in search of an 'organ donor' or any situation with 'benefits'.

Some of the females discussing such arrangements typically have three or four offspring by three or four different men and my trepidations regarding the portends surround both the possiblities for baby mama drama and the intellectual functionality of the proposed participants.

Anyway, suffice it to say in the absence of any earth shattering epiphany of the meaningful relationship with a lady kind there will be no cohabitation at my place because I need all the available room for my stuff.

room mate

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December 21, 2016
Winter has Arrived
Winter Night
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Today at 05:44 am EST the Winter solstice went down without a hitch bringing with it the season of Winter in all it's chilly glory.

Though I certainly find myself lacking in the spiritual transcendence of a "Groundhog Day" epiphany where the coarse becomes the epitome of refinement, I can say that the seasons bring with them a certain softening of those edges which constitute that edgy thing called me.

For that reason alone I try to relish the changing of the seasons as a mode of self modification and thereby improvement resulting in the next iteration of whom I grow into at each successive stage of the game.

An Old Man’s Winter Night

All out of doors looked darkly in at him
Through the thin frost, almost in separate stars,
That gathers on the pane in empty rooms.
What kept his eyes from giving back the gaze
Was the lamp tilted near them in his hand.
What kept him from remembering what it was
That brought him to that creaking room was age.
He stood with barrels round him—at a loss.
And having scared the cellar under him
In clomping there, he scared it once again
In clomping off;—and scared the outer night,
Which has its sounds, familiar, like the roar
Of trees and crack of branches, common things,
But nothing so like beating on a box.
A light he was to no one but himself
Where now he sat, concerned with he knew what,
A quiet light, and then not even that.
He consigned to the moon, such as she was,
So late-arising, to the broken moon
As better than the sun in any case
For such a charge, his snow upon the roof,
His icicles along the wall to keep;
And slept. The log that shifted with a jolt
Once in the stove, disturbed him and he shifted,
And eased his heavy breathing, but still slept.
One aged man—one man—can’t fill a house,
A farm, a countryside, or if he can,
It’s thus he does it of a winter night.

Robert Frost 1920 from Mountain Interval

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December 21, 2016
High School Sports Predominate Local News
    yellow journalism local news outlets

When I was in the Navy stationed at Charleston, SC we would always encounter high school sports on the evening news. Whereas most of the people not from SC were used to pro sports in the news, this high school sports thingie seemed to be all we have to talk about ... and the situation appears to have remained the same all these years.

When high school sports is the predominate feature of the local news it should tell you something. It means that your local media has nothing to say. Oh sure; all the parents of high school students being featured in the news are likely just fine with it all.

As I continue to be immersed in this drivel I am left wanting a real local news source and not this meaningless and slanted crap I'm getting.

As is the mainstream national news the local news has no interest in objectivity or significance ... just special interest fluff pieces and the punctate anal retentive slant of yellow journalism. You'd think they were all subsidiaries of the state newspaper.

I never wanted a single piece of opinion from a news source and that seems to be all we get with our meaningless reporting efforts. The saddest part of all of this is the superficial nature of the consumer to tolerate these efforts at unNews.

Fake news isn't the only thing detrimental to the state of world affairs. An absence of complete objective reporting of significant events is right on up there with it.
 

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December 20, 2016
How about some cheese with that whine ...
Mr Clinton whining about the loss of Hillary
The Electoral College, that process established in the Constitution as a compromise between a congressional and popular vote of qualified citizens, has confirmed Donald J. Trump as the nation's 45th president.

This was not without misbhavior of some of the Electoral College membership who failed to cast their votes for that candidate their consituents mandated as the voter's choice.

And still the bellyaching by the would be first gentleman whining that Mr Trump knows how to get angry white men to vote for him.

Well, as one of those angry white men Mr Clinton should close his questionable character piehole for therein lay the problem with the entirety of the Clinton campaign.

It wasn't the FBI or Wikileaks, but ENTIRELY too many questionable actions and seedy business dealings that too many of us view as criminal behavior.

This is why Hillary lost. Shut up, Mr Clinton.

I'm not saying that more suitable candidates weren't out there. I'm just saying that they didn't enter into candidacy and Mr Trump has Mrs Clinton and that socialist entitlement pork barrel idiot Mr Sanders beat by a long shot.

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December 19, 2016
Zsa Zsa Gabor RIP
     Zsa Zsa Gabor
Sári Gábor
aka Zsa Zsa Gabor
February 6, 1917 - December 18, 2016
Actress, Socialite



One of those icons who has always been known to me is Zsa Zsa Gabor. She had appeared as an actress but typically the role she played was herself in some drama playing out on the world stage.

Nonetheless I will miss that character calling everyone Dhalink and I particularly enjoyed it when she got testy and went off on various others over the ensuing years ... like the time she slapped a Beverly Hills cop in the very late 1980s.

In her defense, she wasn't exactly a power hitter or anything.

Her career has lasted for the entirety of my lifetime up to this point — and she passed away at her Bel Air home yesterday after a lengthy decline in her health.

She was truly unique in my life time and I for one will miss her off screen antics most of all. Rest in peace, Dhalink.




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December 18, 2016
error Will Robinson
oops
Looking over a few of my metadata files I note a few syntactical errors in the blog sitemap and all of the robots.txt files. These have been corrected but I remain somewhat mortified to think that I could be so lacking in attention to detail. Oh well, cut and paste got me again and I will attempt to be more careful in the future.

Too bad I'm disallowing google due to their inability to get geolocation correct. As long as they are the only search engine getting it wrong they will remain on the disallowed side of robots.txt for the duration. Sometimes hinting and outright insults simply don't work at all. It will be my pleasure to remove the disallow if and when they can ever get their act together.

It's kind of like Blue Cross Blue Shield of South Carolina. They pretend to be "all that" until you see their utterly ridiculous data sets. They're too stupid to be embarrassed by the mess they produce and supply to customers.

Duh !

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December 17, 2016
Peace and Goodwill somehow elude me
Hulk Smile

Well the Syrians are being murdered by their President, the Russians, and the Iranians with wild abandon because like the Nazis no one will tell them NO.

We have a kid who is young, immature, and misguided found guilty and awaiting his life or death sentence for murdering a number of Bible study congregants.

We have a main stream media more concerned with placing a spin and influencing the reader rather than objective reporting. That yellow journalism which was once a sparse node in reality has become an endless loop.

There are a number of phony media outlets manufacturing "fake news" which is receiving inadequate fact checking by those who would publicize it.

We have the democrats and progressives largely financed by a foreign ultra left wing enemy of the state steadily involved in misrepresentation, lies, subterfuge and then subsequent anger at being caught by the mechanisms at our disposal.

We have a generation of text message mentality individuals who can neither spell nor pronounce words correctly — much less comprehend actual word meanings and logical relationships between them ... and an Oxford English Dictionary incorporating faddish overused repetitive fringe cliches into what they view as canonical language arts. OED and it's penchant for derivative pop culture drivel conversion to bad english would be better relegated to the dust bin content into which it's evolving.

That gullibility which is far too many of us who lack both critical thinking and the impetus to go beyond what is presented to what supports that which is presented is sometimes overwhelming.

I'm glad that the generation which follows the millenials appears to be breaking this trend.

I could use a little more informed, a lot more competence, understanding, comprehension, clarity, objectivity, lucidity, and awareness as well as quite a bit less stupidity in my surroundings anymore thank you very much.
 

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December 16, 2016
Dylann Roof Found Guilty
Dylann Roof
 
   
Dylann Roof

Living a scant 100 miles from beautiful downtown Charleston, South Carolina I have been immersed in the trial of Dylann Roof perpetrator of what appears as one of the most henious crimes ever committed by a kid in my lifetime ... however accurate that may be at multiple levels.

Appearances are typically never reality.

This kid was found guilty on all counts stemming from the shooting deaths of nine congregants of a church in Charleston during Bible study after they most graciously welcomed him ...

This self avowed white supremacist and poster child for all that's wrong with white America is on the precipice of a verdict after the holidays which will determine if he faces life in prison or lethal injection.

He has caused his parents to suffer as well as those families whose members he took on that awful day as they placed their Christian love and humanity before their very lives and I mourn for those victims of his barbarity who are innocent yet made to suffer the consequences of his actions nonetheless.

So in this end stage of a saga which has been playing itself out in the local news media ad nauseum — as is their wretched custom I can only hope that young Mr Roof is like me and simply wants it all to be over.

My personal opinions regarding the proper punishment are no secret to those who know my position on murder and the death penalty. However, that irony of the perp and the victim, the situational tragedy of the senseless killing, along with the pain which continues for everyone he touched or is close to him remains.

I'll be glad when I can let as much of this go as I may ... never fully, but perhaps it won't be thrust into my existence each and every day in the near future.
 

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December 15, 2016
Bill of Rights Day
Today is Bill of Rights Day, established in 1941 by President Franklin D. Roosevelt to mark the 150th anniversary of it's ratification.

Here in South Carolina, our legislature passed the Second Amendment Education Act to mark the inclusion of the right to bear arms by citizens — that one right of the citizen protecting all others.

Nowadays we have unqualified individuals in government who think they may toy with the Bill of Rights in any manner they please. These individuals believe that we are stupid and that those misrepresentations they present supporting their positions are substantiated facts when they are merely the subjective babble of a sector who would disarm all of us to impose their will completely upon us.
Ruger Security Six .357, my weapon of choice

Well, I pack several weapons and will be hard pressed to give them up in any fashion to some democrat or progressive who thinks they have the stones to take them from me.

I am a student of my rights and decline those idiotic rantings and misrepresentations to sway or scare me a single iota. Simply isn't happening. I am a citizen of the United States of America. I won't be rounded up and taken to some old walmart facility converted to a prison for dissenters and I sure as heck won't be surrendering my arms because others decline to defend themselves.

My advice to these namby pamby panty waist human beings who would stand idly by and be killed by the criminal element is "get real good at head shots from 300 feet". It worked for me.

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December 14, 2016
Working on Components
   blog holiday randomizer component
I got a wild hair and decided to start writing custom components for the blog. The first one turned out pretty good. I call it the "holiday randomizer" and it cycles various graphics at the top of the left column based on the time of year.

Yesterday I only had 5 pictures in the rotation. Today I spruced up the code a little and added another dozen for 17.

The next phase of the project involves the date logic so that the blog knows which holidays are immediately pending. This way I can simply add graphics to the corresponding folder for the holiday and have the blog customized for the time of the season.

I'm also thinking about database support but that remains somewhat remote at this juncture. The flat file approach seems to be working nicely but the streamlining a database would provide is also appealing.

I have a "this day in history" app I wrote way back when — around the first iteration of the blog some 10 years ago. I nabbed a copy of it and have started thinking about the rewrite I envision. I still have the database so I can port the existing data items.

The new web server configuration broke my contact forms. It seems that my use of some of the new internals forced a "localhost" originating IP for everyone who used them. I found this to be quite unsatisfactory in my mind and wrote a nice workaround. It's in place on all three forms.

I do like to know from where this wonderful hate mail originates when I get down and dirty on some sensitive topic. Some of the you really like to go off on me from time to time and I swear it's a hoot.

So, aside from the little remaining low level work I will be writing a few nice components and likely a few more custom hobby apps as well. It helps to occupy the time away from work which is really where I'd prefer to be.

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December 13, 2016
The Barrage of Holiday Spam
Adios Amoebas by Gary Larson Far Side 
I've noticed a distinct increase in the amount of spam I'm gettting of late. There is always, of course, the porno crap hitting me from charter, pavlov media, time warner, and the rest of all those diffuse and relentless regular spam outlets.

But there is also the vetted spam suitable for polite company hitting select mailboxes I utilize with all their offers outside the perverse world of f-buddies and so forth these other mainstream bottom feeders push because their ISPs don't really give a rip regarding the character of their service.

Anyway, I keep wondering if those purveyors of this holiday spam have any idea of just how disposble their hard work is by those of us who simply banish it to the electronic trash bin without so much as a look or second thought.

Conversely, I also wonder just what the audience is for this junk and who would be so ignorant as to both take it seriously or (heaven forbid) even click on a link contained therein.

Suffice it to say that my contempt for these holiday spammers ... though not nearly as venomous or vehement as the pavolov media / roadrunner / charter anus customers with their clickbait porn — remains nonetheless.

I'm simply left thinking that the bulk of these so-called "marketing geniuses" are just as low as the rest of the clods spamming the world. Were I the classifying kind I'd likely say they are amoebic comparatively speaking.

Adios Amoebas !

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December 12, 2016
"Smart" toys may have you under surveillence
Fresh from the "Bah Humbug" file, there are a couple of internet connected toys being outed for surreptitious data collection of conversations with children to the companies without their parent's permission.

It seems a watchdog coalition has filed complaints with various regulation entities alleging privacy violations by Genesis Toys and Nuance Communications regarding those mechnanisms by which children have allegedly been both "spyed upon" and from which "data has been accumulated".

My Friend Cayla and Intelligence Robot
My Friend Cayla and Intelligence Robot

The Genesis Toys "My Friend Cayla" doll and the i-Que "Intelligence Robot" ask a few prelimnary questions all appearing innocent enough like demographics and such. These toys come with a smartphone app which allegedly has been transmitting this data back to the company (in the name of product improvement, no less) but the consumer doesn't appear to be as stupid as the companies apparently believe.

This storage is said to be on Nuance servers ... and sources indicate that it may be stored on Google servers as well. Parents are concerned regarding the scope of recording and transmittal of these interactions with their children.

These antics have resulted in the toys being pulled from retail shelves by some outlets and there is pending litagation both here and across the pond.

My only observaion regarding these shenanigans is this is only the beginning.

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December 11, 2016
Uber Ride Sharing and Me
I think that Uber ride sharing is fine and dandy for those who are so inclined. However, this will never be me I am afraid. My reasons are several and begin primarily with the riff raff they sometimes hire.

Sure, the riff raff opportunistic bottom feeders are to be encountered everywhere these days with the economy being what it is and those difficulties associated with making a living coming into play.

HOWEVER when you want to be a part of the lifestyles of other people you REALLY should have some manner of vetting process apparently absent in the mix.
No Uber for me
This alone disqualifies Uber from ever being something I might utilize.

What are the alternatives ?

Walking. I live 4 miles from work and I would sooner walk in the cold rain than ride with an Uber driver unknown to me.

Public Transportation. The bus comes within 300 feet of my house several times an hour during the day. I could opt for that but it too is a lesser entity in those possibilities I might entertain.

Taxis. These, perhaps but the notion entails finding a driver who is not a crook and has adequate change for the drive. I'm afraid that Blue Ribbion is already disqualified for that reason. Crook ass driver stuck in my memory.

Beyond this, a seat in a car pool would be suitable provided that the people are amenable and that the ride doesn't abruptly become unpleasant. My past experiences with car pooling were in my child hood and remain vastly unsatisfactory. Those few in my adult life remain acceptable as I remember.

So there you have it.

I think that I will never see
An Uber driver to transport me
Because their stories leave me aghast
And I'd be one to kick their ass


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