
Over the years I’ve known my fair share of lesbians.
Call it a function of that wide circle on which I once made the rounds through frequently. Nowadays my card is comparatively empty and exceedingly more straight laced … if you will.
I used to go to a little dyke bar called ‘The Fortress’ on Two Notch Road and play pool with a cigar smoking tee shirt and blue jeans wearing blonde butch bruiser named ‘Cooter’. She won every game, too.
I think it was because she intimidated me, being quite a bit more physically formidable in appearance than I. She was friendly and funny and I enjoyed her company immensely … plus I was one of only two dudes in the joint. Eldon and I laughed and carried on into the wee hours of the morning on each visit.
Then there was my good friend Shirley who was simply one of the nicest people you’ll ever know in your life. She was artistically talented, manufacturing her own inspection sticker (back when autos here had to have one) that was a ‘dead ringer’ at a distance. She was personable and regular to a tee.
There was the other end of the spectrum as well. The game playing Margaret who had two daughters and lived on Bagnal in a fantasy world where nothing was entirely as it seemed.
The performers are my favorites however. Today, the charming, beautiful, and quite gay Lily Tomlin is having a birthday. She has dominated that sphere of my existence known as entertainment from time to time because not only is she hilarious … but a master thespian who portrays dramatic roles with presence and projection … as though they aren’t going to make any more.

Lily Tomlin
September 1, 1939
aka Mary Jean Tomlin
aka Ernestine
aka Edith Ann
aka Tasteful Lady
aka Susie the Sorority Girl
aka Tommy Velour and Rick
aka Pervis Hawkins
aka Dr. Selma Dritz
American actress, comedian, writer and producer. To each of these roles she brings exceptional talent and has won multiple awards from many genres, including Tonys, Emmy, a Grammy — not to mention nomination for an Oscar.
She is one of my favorite actresses, comediennes, and of course lesbians I have known.
Happy Birthday to You !









