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Another National Civility Month is Done

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010

I’d like to take this moment and note the rapidly passing recurrence of National Civility Month and play true confessions with the fact that my civility has taken a trouncing this year.

Don’t get me wrong, I certainly claim to be ever-scrappy and oh so willing and able to go into confrontational mode at the drop of a hat … but do so at the expense of that kinder, gentler Dave I also try to cultivate.

So although that profane aspect I don’t share with many raises it’s ugly head in the midst of my formal or perfunctory politeness the sad fact is that my tolerance took a beating at the hands of the likes of Adobe, various idiot drivers I encounter, the lying, cheating, thief, crook, tyrant Fred … and of course that ever-present dullard in my disdain, Susan.

Hopefully, I will do better over the coming months and attain that lofty nirvana known as a “courteous manner” that respects accepted social usage and cease being that slug who has to mindlessly swear merely as a valve from which that excess hot air contained within his carcass may escape.

So excuse me whilst I loose that impending flatulence called frustration and endeavor to be better — something oh so much more superior in quality, condition, and effect … tomorrow.

No Droid for me, Thanks!

Friday, August 27th, 2010

So much for the Droid …

I was planning to go out and buy a Droid this week. Then I read how the Android 2.2 upgrade provides access to installation of Flash Player 10.1.

Inasmuch as I view the implementation of Flash technology into a cell phone as a step backward in evolution I believe I’ll go with another phone thank you.

I personally want a fresher approach, better exploit protection, and a company with a far less predatory business model on my cell phone. My confidence level in Adobe: None. Nada. Zilch. Zero.

Go prey on someone who’ll let you.

The Plight of the Urban Opossum

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

I’ve been encountering possums with increased frequency of late. These animals were not only frequently encountered when I was a kid in the country; but are becoming a commonplace fauna with which I am all to familiar since childhood here in the capitol city.

That coveted marsupial delicacy of the deep South. Looks somewhat reminiscent of a cat smothered in sweet potato wedges in the baking pan. This may be purely due to their similarity in size and general shape … or some occult association I made after beholding the sight as a child.

I must profess that my palate has not partaken … ever.

Opossum
aka Diedlphis virginiana
aka Virginia Opossum
aka “Possom”
aka North American opossum

These animals continue to inhabit the urban areas near my home. I was rather shocked to find a very large specimen of the roadkill variety right in front of Finlay Park only today.

I have been startled at my back door by various members of the species foraging in my own yard and living under my metal shed … as well as their progeny.

The problem is their while they are expanding their habitat toward the North and West in actuality it is shrinking even as they seek new areas in which to live.

This is bringing them into confrontation with people in increasing numbers as they seek to simply live.

I was surprised at the utter lack of fear and hissing upon my swatting of one with a broom late one evening.

The animal didn’t even bother to “play possom” — charging me in a most aggressive manner which had me retreating back into my door like a common pansy.

At least they aren’t rodents. I mean, squirrels pretty much amount to a bushy tailed tree rat and they are consumed with great relish in the more rural areas near me.

Food animals include these ‘possums which require a spate of captivity prior to being field dressed for consumption to allow some of the stuff they’ve eaten to be passed through their system.

Me … I’ll stick to sushi thank you. I’d rather risk the mercury than some toxic mess secondary to ingesting yet another creature which violates the levitical food laws.

Call me citified … but there will be no marsupial nor rodent on my plate thank you. Maybe in the post apocalyptic world toward which we are apparently heading. That place where feline and rodent alike become simply another source of protein.

Facebook Marijuana Leaf Censorship

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

A marijuana legalization campaign claims to have spent 5,000 $US for an ad featuring a dope leaf on Facebook where it ran for roughly one week and then was abruptly pulled … heck, it didn’t even look like skunk weed … much !

Facebook said it wasn’t for promoting ‘marijuana’ and that they had no issues with promoting cannabis legalization — but that the ad was pulled for promoting ‘smoking’.

Gee … I wonder where the policy was BEFORE they took the money.

Those who purchased said ad space are naturally claiming violation of rights to freedom of speech, political expression and so forth.

I’m merely claiming money grubbing convenient hypocrisy.

Whatever your position on the matter; it is evident that your Facebook experience is ruled by a higher power: namely them!

So let this be a lesson to all you stoners out there. You must be protected like all the other little children they own.

While I neither smoke nor promote cannabis as a recreational endeavor or otherwise IMHO the circumstances of this revenue acquisition appears highly suspicious for gouging and smacks of generally predatory business tactics … if they’ll do it to them they’ll do it to you.

So as Facebook slowly sinks into that same sinkhole of user contempt as MySpace … Appearances are appearances.

Ah, another amusing interlude on the internet. Again, so much ridicule, so little time.

 

People of Walmart

Sunday, August 1st, 2010

I spent a little time at a site called peopleofwalmart.com the other day just marveling at the various stylings, outfits, and coiffures.

Being an individual who does a fair amount of shopping there due to the price advantage I perceive when I do comparisons the thought of being caught on some hidden phone cam only to be forwarded for inclusion in this particular group of consumers is quite a bit more than just disconcerting.

The words ‘worst nightmare’ and ‘bring me my bushido knife’ come to mind at the very least.

Naturally, I had to utilize the very convenient ‘search by state’ feature to check out all of the pictures purported to be from South Carolina in a rather belated and feeble yet superflous attempt to discern my presence already being there.

Thank heavens I’m not in that group of illustrious patrons of Walmart as of yet — and furthermore, I will pay particular attention to my degree of deckedoutedness prior to walking those hallowed halls of retail last resort with my fellows.

If you find yourself in the mood for a little levity … or perhaps a goodly dose of outrageous gall I strongly recommend a brief interlude at the site.

Try not to let the fashion sense rub off on you too much though.

Black Bear Hunting Limit Increase in SC

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

It seems that the populations of black bears in South Carolina are such that a bag limit increase is warranted.

They are saying that the population can withstand it and they’re becoming a little too bold doing things like showing up in people’s back yards looking for food.

Heck, we even have a S.C. Bear Hunters Association and people who have been hunting the animals for much of their lives. It seems that the bag limit is for groups of hunters and not individuals. This would imply that though the population is adequate we’re not yet being over run with bears.

While I am certainly not above killing an animal I view as a physical threat; it is somewhat disconcerting to kill one just because it’s of a specific species. However, I would probably be quick to change my tune were I to have a spooky encounter with such wild animals. As I said in my earlier alligator hunting season piece … there’s something about my tender succulent carcass becoming “lunch” that repels me … particularly in light of the fact that I’m pretty happy and all.

Personally I equate the hunting of animals as a “food” acquisition thing and as such I wouldn’t engage in the killing of animals in the name of sport … so

All I can say is don’t let me catch you out there hauling some brown bear or pink bear or yellow bear or polar bear carcass up some tree.

Bears, look out — they’re gonna get some of ya !

Social Networking, Your Opinions, and Your Job

Monday, May 17th, 2010

In another one from the ‘good grief’ file there is an interesting piece by Eric Frazier of the Charlotte Observer regarding another wayward social networking participant falling afoul of her employment for stating her opinion.

It would seem that one Ashley Johnson was participating in the American dream of capitalism and the workaday world at a restaurant called ‘Brixx’ when she got in a tiz over clientele who came for lunch then stayed three hours. This required her to work an hour over and all for a paltry five dollar tip …

Being a modern girl, she promptly went onto Facebook and stated her rant which ended in with the unfortunate phrase “you cheap piece of _ _ _ _ camper.”

“The managers at Brixx called her in a day or two later, she says. They showed her a copy of her Facebook comments and told her she was being fired for violating company policy against speaking disparagingly about customers. A Brixx official said she also violated a second policy against casting the restaurant in a negative light on social networks.”

Eric Frazier
Charlotte Observer
charlotteobserver.com
Posted: Monday, May. 17, 2010

The 22 year old young lady exhibited contrition for this transgression, apologized for her lapse in judgment and expressed regret for what had become of her and her former employment.

The moral of the story is this: offend not those who patronize you lest you incur the wrath of those who sign your paycheck.

Me, I would probably have done much worse had I not learned to keep my opinions to myself a few years back. However, those known to me can vouch for the fact that another should tread lightly around my first amendment rights.

Rapacious litigation not withstanding, I find it’s simply better not to be “too” controversial … but I do go there from time to time mind you.

Most of my jabs are reserved for dawdling vendors and some of their ridiculous product lines or predatory business models. I decline to “just take it” because some idiot chooses to give it to me.

After a life of going to bat for people who seek each and every opportunity ‘to throw a person under the bus’ as it were … I endeavor to pick my battles more carefully these days lest I allow my alligator mouth to yet again outdo my hummingbird behind.

As my good friend Bill in New York says, I must have grown accustomed to “eating and living indoors” !